It’s a good thing I’m settled, since my ideas can make me stay single forever.
Hubby deserves an award tolerating me for almost ten years. ?
My brain, I call her Brainy, is always thinking about something new to embarrass me.
Funny or not, Brainy comes up with pretty original things. So are my date ideas. ?
I don’t need a reason to think about something.
Brainy is hyperactive and can be pretty bizarre, like this idea.
Dating has become easy via all sorts of sites and apps, but you have to wait and see where you end up with.
In most movies and series dating goes a bit as follows;
Two people go out for dinner, to the movies, or whatever.
After that they immediately take the next step, or they let the date sink in and decide to meet again, or not.
In my case it’s possible my dates don’t make it until the end, considering I can’t hide my inner weirdo. ?
If I have not scared my (improbable) date yet and I get the chance to take someone home. or the other way around, they have no idea what kind of weirdo they’re dealing with. ?
In my purse, what would probably more look like a suitcase, I have everything I need.
Arriving at the home of one of us, we begin with a drink, which in my case totally unnecessary and can be dangerous, there’s a possibility I’ll get more ideas. ?
In the meantime my date is getting eager and hopes there’s something going to happen.
Oh yes, there is.
I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, to refresh myself.
It will possibly raise some questions, when I take my suitcase with me, so I have to make my ideas a bit more easy. ?
Once in the bathroom I’m going crazy, while my date is getting tense in the living room.
Eventually when I come out of the bathroom, my date dimmed the lights and maybe put on some music.
When my date sees me, he’ll get scared shitless, my face is painted blue and I have an Indian headdress on my head. ?
I will probably say something like; “I thought you would like this, it’s your turn now.”
There might be a small chance that I’ll end up with someone who would likes it. ?
And when it’s a mega freak (worse than me) I’ll probably have to improvise, but I like a challenge.
I have not tried at this with hubby, but knowing him I won’t impress him with it. ?
For the single people who want to try this, I have more ideas! ?